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Posted 23 Mar 2011 by Woof
The "unofficial" team of the slowest growing religion in the world. Seriously, who wouldn't join - dude.

Click<a href="http://www.cosmologyathome.org/team_display.php?teamid=2717">here to view

The Dude De Ching - Verse one

Dudeness that can be known is not Dude.

The substance of the World is only a name for what Abides.

The tumbling of tumbleweeds is all that exists and may exist;

The rug is only a fabrication which ties the room together.

One experiences without being uptight, or enters a World of Pain,

And investigates complicated cases in order to understand the World.

The Dude digs the style of the Stranger, and the Stranger, the style of the Dude;

They are distinct only in front of the bar.

Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes he eats you

Which is infinitely greater and more subtle than the TOE!